I work from home. I have a kindergartener. Pickup is at 2:30. The car line opens at 2:00. My calendar reflects all of this. So does every calendar, ever, of any working parent in any company in any industry. And yet. What follows is a taxonomy. Think of

Buckle Up. Not even sure what the fuck I'm doing here. Writing for work isn't enough, apparently, so I've decided to pile yet more onto an already absurd plate and get back to blogging. We'll see how long this lasts. For those